Brown for Rent

23 Aug 2010 - What happened to British former Prime Minister Brown? It is only 100 days since David Cameron took over, but it seems that Gordon Brown has already faded into obscurity. However, the Spectator Magazine reports that Mr. Brown can now be rented for the not-so-small amount of USD 100,000 to give a speech. The British socialist is also working on a book about the worldwide economic melt-down of 2009. And if all of that is not enough, one can rent his wife Sarah to accompany Brown. Sarah is a lot cheaper, one only needs to pay an additional USD 20,000 - a real bargain. Mrs. Brown suggests people to rent her to award prizes or to open shopping malls. The couple expects that many people will respond positively to their generous availability. The Spectator adds that travel costs and accommodation are not included in the rental price.