South Beach

22 May 2010 -  I went to the restaurant, where the waiter gave me the menu. So far nothing unusual, but than it happened. The waiter said: "I will give you our South Beach menu". I did not know what a South Beach menu is, but I thought of Hawaii, coconuts and pina colada's. He gave me a menu with vegetables and Kcal.mentioned for every dish. South Beach is a diet! I wondered if I should be offended, as the waiter obviously felt I was too fat and should eat carrots. The waiter said that it worked for him, and I wondered if he was flirting with me. Later, I googled "South Beach", where I learned that I need to change my lifestyle. Hmmm. I don't want to eat diet food in a restaurant, so I ordered French Fries.